when your friends are talking about stuff you don’t understand but you still want to be part of the conversation
(via dulect)
me: wow things are actually going really well for once!
the crippling anxiety, waiting in the corner:
(Source: hope-crest, via damn-funny)
when Freud said “Straight men smoke cigars to relieve their latent desire to suck dick.”
He said what he said! Meanwhile Freud was out here throwing NECK!
Wait Freud is a confirmed ‘mo?
We’re all confirmed mos
(Source: shedburst, via civilwhore)
when you’re not even sure if you can trust yourself
(Source: lovedrought, via damn-funny)
bloop!
OBLITERATED
BITCH I’M ⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️
(via civilwhore)
me at this point of the year, reacting to any bad news
(Source: vilus, via itsagifnotagif)
i found out Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time
(via dulect)